i discovered that bear bouquets are a thing…
and it seemed like something i should do
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it
My brain is a simple one.
This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.
can you believe the animation errors in frozen
I have literally not stopped laughing at this all day
OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.
do you want to build a motherfucking snowman
this guy truly living the struggle just got slapped in the face with reality please pray
When I’m not fighting crime… I drive a Honda Odyssey. It gets better gas mileage.
Parenting done right.
Andrew Garfield talking about his first love on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ (x)
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
The first time I read an excellent book, it is to me just as if I had gained a new friend. When I read over a book I have perused before, it resembles the meeting with an old one.
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